Jolly Good
ZZ Top – Sharp Dressed Man

Unless you’ve got crazy magnifier eyes, or a magnifying glass, you may need to click on the comic above to read it. I’d tell you what it’s about but I don’t want to spoil it for you.

‘Tis the season to be blogging. I’ve been away for much too long. I’m not even going to bother apologizing because I don’t think anyone reads this anymore. I will say though, this winter might be one of the coldest winters I’ve had in my life, bar none. Actually, bar one. There was this one winter back in the 80s when I was a wee lad and we lived in Saskatchewan. It was so cold that my tongue stuck to the monkey bars in the school playground. Luckily my little sister had snowshoes on and could run like the wind. I wish I was there to here that conversation with the school janitor.

Sis – "My brother's tongue is stuck to the monkey bars outside!"
Janitor – "I'm guessing you’re the smart one in the family."
Sis – "Actually, I am. We’ll need warm water, some hot chocolate and cookies, STAT!"

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The only thing I wanted for xmas this year was for my show (Arrested Development) to be saved and it seems as though Santa has made good this year. ABC & Showtime are apparently looking to pick up the series right after FOX cancels the show. If you haven't seen this show yet, pick up the dvd’s from Best Buy and watch the first 3 episodes. You’ll be hooked. The funniest damn show on tv, ever.

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This just in...

Teaching Intelligent Design is unconstitutional.

I heard the lawyers for the school board members argued that the jury was still out on "science".

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Sonia will be spending xmas in Japan so it looks like a lonesome xmas for me :( If you’re bored and you’ve got the crime, I’ve got the inclination.

Have a Merry Christmas and a safe holiday season everyone.